This is not Dani >>

[Dani's ~ CAKE!]

...lolwut? that's not me.

I'm Dani's cake and no, you cannot eat me.

I am the more important gender which is known as female. My enemies pile up every day because they are jealous of my mystery cake but I have many friends who work as my minions. They are very good friends. I do not steal onions, I save them (yeah, that's right Snaps). I'm a pedophile 13 year old that shall have to endure freshman Friday (I'll kick anyone who comes near me ass). I live in San Francisco and my Address is... you don't wanna know that- too boring <3 And my cell is... nah. Currently I am Altair (she shall have a 1,000 brothers and sisters soon). She is my Cancunebabeh (and yes, I do watch commercials). My cats are watching very suspiciously and I think they know what I'm typing and what's in my clo- nevermind.

Project Sublime is sex on interwebs. Cadbury's chocolate is melted sex. Dani is the sexiest sex.

NYX IS MY INFECTEDBABEH. SNAPS IS ... THE SITES MANWHORE ... EVERYONE ELSE ARE MY MINIONS/...people.

ISILZHEHA IS MY TRUSTY STEED.

... Hot caveman smex = my real life name. My real name is Ayla (SURPRISE ATTACK. It's not some weird grunting noise.)

AND I RAAAN I RAN SO FAR AWAAAAY!

...AND CHEAP PERFUUUME!

Ohyeah.

[Flightless ☂]

<3-snuggles-

[Dani's ~ CAKE!]

You shouldn't snuggle infected people, my infectedbabeh. I'm still a pedophile person with the disease.

[SIL!]

xD I want to snuggle with infected people!